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From: Velvet Elvis
To: St. Jackanapes
Date: 2007-03-30 22:02:06
Subject: Re: Curious, this. Very, very curious...

From: Velvet Elvis <VelvetElvis{at}BennyHinn.com>

On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 21:38:28 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<larry_jackowski{at}hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Velvet Elvis said...
>
>> On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 14:03:40 -0700, "Unsaved White Trash"
>> <whewnotsaved{at}gmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"Velvet Elvis" <VelvetElvis{at}BennyHinn.com>
wrote in message
>> >news:7lkq03ddm74aph4i030guebltcugrhqpdt{at}4ax.com...
>> >> On Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:35:07 -0700, "Unsaved White Trash"
>> >> <whewnotsaved{at}gmail.com> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>
>> >>>"St. Jackanapes"
<larry_jackowski{at}hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> >>>news:qg2mc.riu.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>> >>>>
>> >>>> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Unsaved White Trash said...
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> "Father Haskell"
<fatherhaskell{at}yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> >>>>>
news:1174855330.246711.214920{at}b75g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
>> >>>>> > On Mar 11, 1:38 am, St. Jackanapes
<865kqjs...{at}e5f46djman.com>
wrote:
>> >>>>> >> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the
sobriety of Father Haskell was
>> >>>>> >> questioned
>> >>>>> >> when they said...
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > On Mar 10, 6:40 pm, St.
Jackanapes <865kqjs...{at}e5f46djman.com>
>> >>>>> >> > wrote:
>> >>>>> >> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ,
the sobriety of Father Haskell was
>> >>>>> >> > > questioned
>> >>>>> >> > > when they said...
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > On Mar 10, 12:08 am,
St. Jackanapes
>> >>>>> >> > > >
<865kqjs...{at}e5f46djman.com>
>> >>>>> >> > > > wrote:
>> >>>>> >> > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father Haskell
>> >>>>> >> > > > > was
>> >>>>> >> > > > > questioned
>> >>>>> >> > > > > when they said...
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > On Mar 6,
7:12 pm, St. Jackanapes
>> >>>>> >> > > > > >
<webmas...{at}nospam.jackanapes.ws>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > wrote:
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > In
alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > Haskell
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > was
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > questioned
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > when
they said...
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
On Mar 5, 4:28 am, St. Jackanapes
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
<webmas...{at}nospam.jackanapes.ws>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > wrote:
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of Father
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> Haskell
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> was questioned
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> when they said...
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > On Mar 4, 11:19 pm, St. Jackanapes
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > <webmas...{at}nospam.jackanapes.ws>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > wrote:
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > In alt.flame.jesus.christ, the sobriety of e
was
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > questioned when they
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > said...
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > "St. Jackanapes"
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > <jesus-was-a-...{at}jeruselem.org>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > wrote in
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > messagenews:oc14i.cht.17.1{at}news.alt.net...
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > Father Haskell vomited up the following
vile
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > mess...
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> Map searches on all map servers return a
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> street
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> intersection when
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> queried for 5701 Mableton Parkway.
There's
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> an
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> office building of
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> some sort, with an empty parking lot, but
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> that
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> comes up as 5710
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > >> Mableton.
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > I've been offline for a bit, so I'm not
sure
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > who
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > you're referring to.
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > But to guess, are you referring to Dr.
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > Chung's
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > imaginary office
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > > building?
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > NOPE ! ! ! jackanapes of da pit. He's
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > referring
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > to
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > ur new home
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > location, just dig about 4000 miles deep, in
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > hell.
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > :-:
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > We'll be updating
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > > http://www.voy.com/20630/soon!(-;
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > What am I to do with this homosexual stalker,
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > Father?
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > Every time I get
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > back home from one of my stressful
international
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > business conferences
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > sit down at my PC to relax and post in AFJC,
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > here's
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > this gay guy
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > harassing me for sick cult sex! He sends me
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > sexually
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > propositional
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > emails from his alter-ego "Alice" - and signs
me
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > up
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > for perverted
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > newsletters. Then, as you notice in his reply
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > just
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > above, he's going to
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > go to my forum and post things from "Alice" -
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > he's
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > got a really sick
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > homo obsession with me - an online stalker that
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > I'm
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > afraid - terrified
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > actually - will turn into real world stalking
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > and
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > endanger my loving
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > family and maybe even my job in the publishing
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > industry. What do I do,
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > Father? What is a heterosexual Catholic boy
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > (lapsed)
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > do to protect
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > himself and family from this electronic
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > > terrorism?
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > Have you discussed this person with the kind
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > Reverend
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > Phred Felps, perhaps arranging a public meeting
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > between
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> > the two?
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> <slaps forehead> But of course... Mine eyes were
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > > open
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > > but
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> I could not
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> see! Yes! They're a proverbial match made in
Heaven,
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > > by
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> God! I'll fix
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> the two of them up as a blind date, speaking of
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> debilitated eyes, and
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> once Rev. Phred figures out what his date is,
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> Loiodice
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> will be off my
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> back permanently - uh, I mean that figuratively, of
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
> course!
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
Get 'em both roaring drunk.  Dress Loidice in a
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
"Little
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > Bo
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > Peep"
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > >
costume, complete with sheep.  Felps might never
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > figure
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > it
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > > out.
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > The
only problem with that is that Phelps might spend
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > all
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > of
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > his time
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > trying
to fuck the sheep, and never get around to
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > cornholing
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > Little Bo
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > > Loiodice.
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > That always
happens when you mix liquor, Viagra, and
Phred
>> >>>>> >> > > > > > Felps.
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > > Oh well, even if
it doesn't work out, it will still look
>> >>>>> >> > > > > good
>> >>>>> >> > > > > on
>> >>>>> >> > > > > YouTube.
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > You don't say?
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > > Someone forge a
video, just for the fun of it.
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > > Can you fuck with videos
like you can fuck with photos using
>> >>>>> >> > > Photoshop?
>> >>>>> >> > > Is there something like
Videoshop out there? My entry into the
>> >>>>> >> > > video
>> >>>>> >> > > world came to a screeching
halt about a year ago when my JVC
>> >>>>> >> > > GR-DVM75
>> >>>>> >> > >
(http://tinyurl.com/35m84e) refused to take the digital tape
>> >>>>> >> > > into
>> >>>>> >> > > its
>> >>>>> >> > > belly. And of course I
don't have the cash to get it fixed.
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> > A shaky, out-of-focus camera
worked fine for Faces of Death.
>> >>>>> >>
>> >>>>> >> It sure as hell did. That crappy
video with faked cannibal scenes
>> >>>>> >> made
>> >>>>> >> fucking millions. If I'd had the
video cam back then I could have
>> >>>>> >> made
>> >>>>> >> much better stuff and outsold those
guys. A lot of it was just
>> >>>>> >> laughable, but people ate it up!
>> >>>>> >
>> >>>>> > A lot of National Geographic
"Africa documentaries" were shot
>> >>>>> > on the back lots of Hollywood, with the
actresses paid extra to
>> >>>>> > go topless.
>> >>>>> >
>> >>>>> they got paid more when their boobies were
hanging closest to their
>> >>>>> navels.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Well, back in those days they didn't have those
Howard Hughes designed
>> >>>> "lift & separate" Jane Russell
bras. In the 20's they hardly sold what
>> >>>> we think of as a bra, did they? They just kinda
wrapped some linen
>> >>>> material around their tits a few times, making
them look flat. Women
>> >>>> with huge milk jugs used those corset kinda
things with a big shelf
>> >>>> welded on to lay the udders upon. Both ways
didn't do much to
counteract
>> >>>> the ever-present force of gravity.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> So the women of the time, be they naked African
Wah-toot-zees of the
>> >>>> high savanna or wealthy matronly DAR women of New
York high society,
all
>> >>>> had one degree or another of the breasts
tendencies to try and touch
>> >>>> their toes. This saved movie producers milk
buckets full of cash to use
>> >>>> on special effects. All they had to do was raid
the Little Nubia
section
>> >>>> of LA with horsemen wearing gorilla costumes and
tossing nets. These
>> >>>> National Geographic documentaries were a great
relief to puberty
>> >>>> tormented male teens the world over ever since.
>> >>>
>> >>>My father always had a Nat Geog and a copy or
Scientific American on the
>> >>>back of our toilet.
>> >>>Porno was hard to come by (awww, a pun) and he was a brainiac.
>> >>
>> >> Yep.  The best I could come up with, until I found my
stepfather's stash,
>> >> was
>> >> the latest copy of National Geographic, with another load
of African
>> >> tube-sock
>> >> titties.
>> >>
>> >heh heh...  I'd scour the Nat Geos to see some naked boobies
and I'd be so
>> >disappointed if there weren't any.  I did get hold of a TJ
Bible when I was
>> >about 11, I was sooooooooo shocked!!!
>>
>> You can buy those on eBay, but as I recall, they aren't cheap.
>>
>> >I can't imagine what 11 yr olds think today when they see real porno all
>> >over the place, just the cartoons freaked me out.
>>
>> I'd be in hog heaven.  The same as I'd be if a female teacher came onto me.
I
>> don't know what's wrong with these 15 year olds today, whining about some
>> gorgeous math teacher blowing them in the janitor's closet.
>
>Yeah, I've been mystified by that myself. These kids today need to have
>their heads examined.

The Smoking Gun had an article about a year back, with pictures of all
these wanton teachers.  Most of them were pee-on-my-toothbrush hot.

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