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From: JIM WELLER
To: ALL
Date: 2005-01-12 20:05:00
Subject: Are you all right?

Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to
take a CPR course. The classes used the well-known mannequin victim,
Resuscitate-Annie, to practice. Typical of most models, this
Resuscitate-Annie was only a torso, to allow for storage in a carrying
case.

The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of my
classmates gently shook the doll and asked, "Are you all right?" He then
put his ear over the mannequin's mouth to listen for breathing.

Suddenly he turned to the instructor and exclaimed....

"She said she can't feel her legs!"

Cheers and Happy New Year

Jim, in Yellowknife, in the cold, in the dark



... I don't even butter my bread.  I consider that cooking.
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