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From: DAVE COBLE
To: ALL
Date: 2005-03-14 00:54:54
Subject: What most women expect:

He will be a brilliant conversationalist.
He will be very sensitive, kind, understanding, truly loving.
He will be a very hard working man.
He will help around the house by washing dishes, vacuuming
    floors, and taking care of the yard.
He will help his wife raise the children.
He will be a man of emotional and physical strength.
He will be as smart as Einstein, but will look like Robert
    Redford.

What she gets:

He always takes her to the best restaurants. (Some day he may
    even take her inside.)
He doesn't have any ulcers...he gives them.
Anytime he gets an idea in his head, he has the whole thing in a
    nutshell.
He's well-known as a miracle worker...it's a miracle when he
    works.
He supports his wife in the manner to which she was
    accustomed...he's letting her keep her job.
He's such a bore that he even bores you to death when he gives
    you a compliment.
He has occasional flashes of silence that make his conversation
    brilliant.
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