Date: 07 Jul 99  22:06:01
  From: Jesse James

      A proud  mother prepared  her   little  boy   for his first
day at school.   'Now,  if    you want    to   have  a   wee-wee,
hold up your   hand  in    the  class and  the teacher  will  ask
you what you  want.    Tell  her you      want  to go      to the
toilet and she'll give you permission to leave the room.'

      During his   first  class,   the  little boy  felt the urge
and put his   hand   up. The    teacher       asked     what   he
wanted. 'I have to go to the toilet,' he said.

      'Okay,    it's  the  door  on  the  right at the  end    of
the corridor.'

      A moment later  he    was   back at     the       classroom
door looking agitated. 'I can't find it,' he said.

      The teacher said,    very    slowly    and  carefully,  'Go
out, turn left,    go   to    the    end   of  the corridor,  and
through the door on the right.'

      No  sooner       had he    disappeared    than    he    was
back again, choking back tears.

      'I still can't find it.'

      The teacher   hailed  an      older boy     walking   along
the corridor and  asked   him      to   show   the little     lad
where the toilet      was.    They  disappeared.    When     they
came back the    teacher    asked   if   everything   was     all
right. He said,   'Yes, teacher.  He      had     his  underpants
on back to front.'

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.  man   oo-oo  WYSIUWYW

 * SLMR 2.1a * Then, quite suddenly, and all at once, nothing happened.

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