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From: JIM WELLER
To: ALL
Date: 2005-03-14 23:56:00
Subject: Tastes like chocolate

A rancher needs a bull to service his cows but needs to borrow the money
from the bank.  The banker who lent the money comes by a week later to
see how his investment is doing.  The farmer complains that the bull
just eats grass and wont even look at the cows.  The banker suggests
that a veterinarian have a look at the bull.

The next week the banker returns to see if the vet helped.  The farmer
looks very pleased:  "The bull has serviced all my cows, broke through
the fence, and has serviced all my neighbour's cows."

"Wow," says the banker, "What did the vet do to that bull?"

"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.

"What kind of pills?"  asked the banker.

"I don't know," says the farmer, "but they sort of taste like
chocolate."




Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife




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