A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new
boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the
facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of
workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means
business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a
week?"

Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a
week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's
pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the
room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He's the pizza
delivery guy."



Cheers and Happy New Year

Jim, in Yellowknife, in the cold, in the dark



... I avoid all sports which cannot be played while holding a hot dog.
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