Three Stupid Wives

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar,
drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she
went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was
on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in."

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is
thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new
car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like
they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every
branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me
everytime I think of it," he chuckles. "My wife left to go on a trip
to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about
100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a penis!"



Cheers and Happy New Year

Jim, in Yellowknife, in the cold, in the dark



... I cry after sex; Mace will do that to you.
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