Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Helena, are travelling through Europe
 in their car.

 They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly,
 a diminutive vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through
 the windshield. "Quick, quick," shouts Sister Mary, "what
shall I do?"

 Turn the windshield wipers on, that will get rid of the abomination,"
 says Sister Helena.

 Sister Mary switches them on, knocking the vampire around, but he
 clings on and hisses again at the nuns.

 "What shall I do now?" she shouts.

 "Switch on the windshield washer. It's filled it with holy water from
 the Vatican," says Sister Helena. The vampire screams as the water
 burns his skin, but he clings on and hisses again.

 "Now what?" shouts Sister Mary.

 "Show him your cross!" shouts Sister Helena.

 Sister Mary opens the window and screams angrily:

 "Get off my fucking car!!"
 


Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife




... If everyone lived forever, where would we all park?
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